Crocodiles

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  1. shiks

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    Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.
    The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't Understand how you can be so much bigger than me We're the same age, we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.'

    'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'
    'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.
    'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'

    'Down the other side of the swamp near the ANC parking lot by the Union Buildings.'
    'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?'
    'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, and shake the **** out of them then eat 'em!'
    'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the **** out of a politician, there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase."
     
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  3. scubaninja

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    haha:) great:)
     
  4. martin

    martin Reef Adict

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    Too true - how's the new Nando's add?
     
  5. Andreas

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    :lol:good one
     
  6. ben lloyd

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    [​IMG] good joke, but nando add suck





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  7. jacquesb

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    Which new Nando's ad you talking about? The one with the chips being hidden by the balloons?
     
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