Cowboy

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  1. martin

    martin Reef Adict

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    [FONT='Times New Roman','serif']A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She
    was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew
    very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the
    newspaper for a ranch hand.

    Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.

    She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she
    decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him
    around the house than the drunk.

    He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a
    lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was
    doing very well.

    Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, 'You have done
    a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town
    and kick up your heels.'

    The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

    One o 'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no
    hired hand. Finally he returned around two-thirty and upon entering the
    room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass
    of wine, waiting for him.

    She quietly called him over to her.

    'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she said.

    Trembling, he did as she directed.

    'Now take off my boots.'

    He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

    'Now take off my socks.'

    He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

    'Now take off my skirt.'

    He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire
    light.

    'Now take off my bra.'

    Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to
    the floor.

    Then she looked at him and said, 'If you ever wear my clothes into
    town again, you're fired.'

    (Yeah, I didn't see it coming, either.)[/FONT]
     
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  3. Mike

    Mike Retired Moderator

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    Very good, heard it before, but still makes me laugh.
     
  4. gaz19

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    good one
     
  5. Mekaeel

    Mekaeel Moderator MASA Contributor

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    haha brilliant :lol:
     
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    excelent
     
  8. Warr7207

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    nice one :p
     
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    LOL! First time I read this one ;-)
     
  10. Andreas

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    nice got me worked up:p :razz: :lol:
     
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