Chuck Norris... again

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  1. leslie hempel

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    Chuck Norris donated one of his old watches to charity. A kid bought it. That kid is now known as Ben 10
     
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    :lol:
     
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    when chuck norris pours milk on his rice crispies they shut the hell up
     
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    Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
     
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    Chuck Norris can count all the escalator steps.....

    Chuck Norris can light a match with a bar of soap....
     
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    Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f&&$ down.
     
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    lol :)
     
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    Chuck Norris's ass was never kicked cause he was never in Witbank :p
     
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    A baby was born laughing like mad with one of hist hands in a fist. The fascinated doctor opened his little hand only to find him gripping a birth control pill.

    This baby was named Chuck Norris
     
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    Chuck Norris in the only guy who can round house kick you in the back of your face
     
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    I heard He once farted in the Sahara rain forest


    Oh boy, nothing like a chuck Norris thread to bring out the cheese in all of us
     
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    When Chuck Norris goes hunting he shoots himself in the leg to give the bear a head start.

    It takes Chuck Norris 20min to watch 60min.

    Chuck Norris is the only man to defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

    When Chuck Norris picks his nose he really does find gold.

    Chuck Norris doesn't dial wrong numbers, people answer the wrong phone.

    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

    Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

    Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

    Chuck Norris cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.

    Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.

    When Chuck Norris talks to a Russian, he doesn't speak Russian, the Russian speaks Chuck Norris.
     
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    Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands, they are now called the Islands.

    Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he went and got it back.

    F#$% Chuck Norris, Sponge Bob can Braai under water.
     
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    Chuck Norris can tear a page out of facebook(y)

    Chuck Norris can go on mxit while using a public phone:)

    Chuck Norris bit a chunk out of the apple logo:p

    Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father =))

    Chuck Norris can log off bbm=))

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice=))

    You know they say people can walk on water ???
    Well Chuck Norris can swim on land =)) (y)


    Death had a near to Chuck Norris experience :)
    When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror there's no reflection cuz there can only be one Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris was bit by a snake, afta 6 hours of terrible pain the snake died

    Chuck Norris can leave a message before the beep!

    The boogie monster looks under his bed at night for Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork

    Chuck Norris has bbm on his nokia

    Chuck Norris once pee'd in a bottle and decided to sell it. It is now known as Red Bull!!
     
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    leslie hempel Thread Starter Moderator MASA Contributor

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    Cant beat a good Chuck Norris joke
     
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    Chuck Norris can!
     
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    Chuck Noris doesnt mow his lawn - He dares it to grow !
    Chuck noris's tears can cure cancer , but chuck doesnt cry .
     
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    Chuck Norris, and two cowboys, are sitting around a campfire.

    The youngest cowboy says, "Last week, a mammoth bull gored 10 men on the range, but I stepped in and wrestled it to the ground with nothing but my bare hands."

    Not wanting to be outdone, the second cowboy says, "That's nothing. Two days ago, I was attacked by a 10-foot rattler, but I caught it in mid-strike and ripped off its head with my teeth."
    Chuck just sat there quietly, not saying a word, slowly stirring the coals, with his D!(k.
     
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    classic...
     
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