At a doctor's surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining of Serious backache. The doctor examines him and asks him, "What the hell Did you do to your back? "The patient replies, "You know that I am a bouncer at a local night Club? Well, yesterday morning I got home to my flat quite early and Heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been sleeping with my wife as my wife was Lying naked in bed and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the Balcony Door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a Man running out of the building and he was dressing himself. I grabbed The fridge and threw it at him. That's how I strained my Back ". The 2 ND patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The Doctor says, "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you? "The 2 ND patient replies, "You know I Have been unemployed for a while now Doctor? Well yesterday morning was my first day at my new job. I forgot to set My Alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting Dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a Fridge. The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients Did. The doctor was shocked. Again he asks, "What the hell happened to You?" "Well I was sitting in a fridge ............ !"