3 May 2008
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At a doctor's surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining of
Serious backache. The doctor examines him and asks him, "What the hell
Did you do to your back?
"The patient replies, "You know that I am a bouncer at a local night
Club? Well, yesterday morning I got home to my flat quite early and
Heard a noise in my bedroom.
On entering I knew someone had been sleeping with my wife as my wife was
Lying naked in bed and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the
Door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a
Man running out of the building and he was dressing himself. I grabbed
The fridge and threw it at him. That's how I strained my
Back ".

The 2 ND patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The
Doctor says, "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible.
What the hell happened to you? "The 2 ND patient replies, "You know I
Have been unemployed for a while now Doctor?
Well yesterday morning was my first day at my new job. I forgot to set
Alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting
Dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients
Did. The doctor was shocked. Again he asks, "What the hell happened to
"Well I was sitting in a fridge ............ !"
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