Blonde Logic

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    [FONT=&quot] CAR TROUBLE
    A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells
    the mechanic it died.
    After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling
    smoothly.
    She says, "What's the story?"
    He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
    She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"


    SPEEDING TICKET
    A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks
    her very nicely if he could see her license. She
    replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act
    together. Just yesterday you take away my license and
    then today you expect me to show it to you!"


    RIVER WALK
    There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a
    river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.
    "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other
    side?"
    The second blonde looks up the river then down the
    river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."


    AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
    A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office
    and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
    "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
    The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left
    shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and
    screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed;
    likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere
    she touched made her scream.
    The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are
    you?
    "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
    "I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is
    broken."


    KNITTING
    A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on
    the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to
    see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
    Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing
    lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his
    window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL
    OVER!"
    "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"


    BLONDE ON THE SUN
    A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one
    day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
    The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
    The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first
    on the sun!"
    The Russian and the American looked at each other and
    shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you
    idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
    To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you
    know. We're going at night!"


    IN A VACUUM
    A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was
    her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on
    Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a
    vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"

    She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or
    off?"



    FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
    A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had
    acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names
    were. The blonde responded by saying that one was
    named
    Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said,
    "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
    "HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're
    watch dogs!" :lol::lol::lol:
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