Best Blonde Joke Ever

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  1. Warr7207

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    [FONT=&quot]A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started. [/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot] Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" [/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot] The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." [/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot] Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. [/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot] She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot] The table. [/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot] He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot] Her and says, [/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot] "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot] Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." [/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot] He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot] Nice cup of tea, and then ....." he said with a deep sigh, [/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."





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    Classic!!
     
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    Class, though i heard it as a David Beckham joke:)
     
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    Best joke is this one

    there are three men touring Cape Town Bob,John and DoDa
    but on the second day DoDa dies from a drunk motorcyclest hitting the side of the bus he was going in
    Bob and john draw straws to see who will tell miss DoDa that here husband is deid
    John ends up going on his way he wonders wahat is the happest way to tell here with out upsetting her to much
    he nocks on the door miss DoDa answers he starts singing'GUESE HOW DIED ON THE BUS TODAY DODA,DODA'
     

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