Believe me ...

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Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving
very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled
the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that
evening.

"Aye, so I have. 'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads
stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints. And then
there was something called "Happy Hour" and they served these
mar-gar-itos which are quite good. I had four or five o'
those. Then I had to drive me friend Mike home and O' course I
had to go in for a couple of Guiness - couldn't be rude, ye
know. Then I stopped on the way home to get another bottle for
later .." And the man fumbled around in his coat until he
located his bottle of whiskey, which he held up for
inspection.

The officer sighed, and said, "Sir, I'm afraid I'll need you
to step out of the car and take a breathalyzer test."

Indignantly, the man said, "Why? Don't ye believe me?!?"
 
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Koos was walking through his veld one day when he spots someone drinking water frome a pool
MOENIE DIE WATER DRINK NIE!! DIS VOL SKAAP KAK
The other guy says, i'm Australian MATE!!, speak english koos replies, Use both hands, you get more that way. :lol:
 

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