Before & After Marriage

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  1. OCELLARIS

    OCELLARIS

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    Before marriage....

    He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
    She: Do you want me to leave?
    He: No! Don't even think about it.
    She: Do you love me?
    He: Of course! Over and over!
    She: Have you ever cheated on me?
    He: No! Why are you even asking?
    She: Will you kiss me?
    He: Every chance I get.
    She: Will you hit me?
    He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
    She: Can I trust you?
    He: Yes.
    She: Darling!

    After marriage....
    Simply read from bottom to top.
    Enjoy !!!!!!
    :)
     
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  3. Mekaeel

    Mekaeel Moderator MASA Contributor

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    That is brilliant :lol:
     
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    Even better than the IT joke:3:
     
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    good 1
     
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    Funny I saw that on Bike SA forum a few days a go.Did you post it there?
     
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    :) no i havent zookeeper, it was emailed to me.
     
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