Ausie joke

23 Jun 2008
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kzn dundee
Hi oks lets start this day with a nice Ausie joke!!

A bloke's wife goes missing while diving off the west australian coast.
He reports the event ,searches fruitlessy and spends a terrible night wondering what could have happened to her.
Next morning there;s a knock at the door and he is confronted by a couple of policemen the sarge and a younger constable. The sarge says, mate we have some news for you unfortunately some really bad news ,and some good news and maybe some more good news.
Well, says the bloke, I guess i'd better have the bad news first.
The sarge says, i'm really sorry mate, dut your wife is dead. young Bill here found her lying at about five tathoms in a little cleft in the reef.He got a line around her and we pull her up,but she was dead!
The bloke is naturally pretty distressed to here of this and has a bit of a turn. But after a few minutes he pulls himself together and ask what the good news is.
The sarge says well when we got your wife up there were quite a few really good sized crays and some nice crabs attached to her, so we've brought you your share, he hands the bloke a sugar bag with a couple of nice crays and four or five crabs in it.
geez thanks . Thanks. They're bloody beauties. I guess it's an il wind and all that so what's the other possible good news.
Well the Sarge says, if you fancy a quick trip, me and young bill here get off buty at around 11 o clock and we're gonna shoot over there and pull her up again!.

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