Amy Winehouse

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  1. leslie hempel

    leslie hempel Moderator MASA Contributor

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    Good News Amy Winehouse is still alive, when i tried to draw a chalkline around her body she jumped up to try and snort it!
     
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    Amy Winehouse walked into a bar, the barman said: We don't serve spirits.
     
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    leslie hempel Thread Starter Moderator MASA Contributor

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    good one. and its only the begining...
     
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    Last one I promise:

    [FONT=&quot]Apparently Elton John will perform at Amy Winehouse's funeral with a beautiful rendition of "Candle Under The Spoon".[/FONT]
     
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    Congratulations to Amy Winehouse for being "clean or sober" for 36hrs so far...
     
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    Wha ha ha :p
     
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    On the news this evening I saw a memorial outside her house.
    There were flowers and candles and allot of pics of her.

    BUT: in the middle a bottle of Vodka, no jokes!
     
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    They tried to make me go to rehab but I said 'no, no, no'
     
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    Can all those mourners outside Amy Winehouse’s home please form a line? It’s what she would’ve wanted.
     
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    Amy Winehouse, you will be missed.

    Sincerely
    The drug dealers
     
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