Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting

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  1. leslie hempel

    leslie hempel Moderator MASA Contributor

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    Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
    but she belonged to someone else...


    One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
    her and said, "I'll give you a R100 if you let me

    have sex with
    you. But the girl said NO.

    Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
    the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
    time you pick it up. "


    She thought for a moment and said that she would have
    to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
    boyfriend and told him the story.


    Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for R200, pick up the
    money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
    pants down."


    So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
    goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
    girlfriend to call.


    Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
    asks what happened.

    She responded, "The b
    astard used coins!"



    Management lesson:

    Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!
     
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  3. seank

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    :lol::lol::lol: Good one Les
     
  4. FransSny

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    Too true les :lol::lol:
     
  5. leslie hempel

    leslie hempel Thread Starter Moderator MASA Contributor

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    you got to love some of the jokes going around at the moment some are truly origional..
     
  6. crispin

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    very good:)
     
  7. Jaak

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    Ha ha ha !!!
     
  8. ben lloyd

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    A ‘heads up’ warning for all men who may be regular Builders Warehouse customers:
    Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you or your friends.
    Here’s how the scam works:
    Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot.
    They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and WindoLene with their breasts almost falling
    out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ and instead ask you for a ride to another Builders Warehouse.
    You agree and they get in the back seat.
    On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one
    steals your wallet.
    I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th 29th.
    Also November 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 9th, 12th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
    So tell your friends to be careful.
    P.S. Mr Price has wallets on sale R25.99 each
     
  9. jacquesb

    jacquesb Retired Moderator

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    LOL! That's a REALLY REALLY good one, Ben! LOL!
     
  10. ziyaadb

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    Bwahahahah
     
  11. Bob the (reef)builder

    Bob the (reef)builder

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    Very good.
     
  12. leslie hempel

    leslie hempel Thread Starter Moderator MASA Contributor

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    so they got you too ben!!!
     
  13. Andreas

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    :lol::lol::lol:Great jokes there guys:thumbup:
     
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