Adam and Eve

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  1. Neil H

    Neil H Moderator MASA Contributor

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    A priest is presiding over a wedding and tells the following story to the congregation.

    “In the garden of Eden, God was chatting to Adam and Eve.

    God was trying to explain the concept of marriage and decided to explain how to go about kissing your partner.

    After some lengthy discussion on the subject, God left Adam and Eve alone for the evening.

    The next day they met and God asked them how it went….. Both Adam and Even responded enthusiastically saying how wonderful it was.

    God then decided to explain to Adam and Eve the act of intimacy, he explained the inns and outs of the act so to speak and left them alone for the evening.

    The next morning he met with both of them and asked how the evening went, to which Adam enquired “God, what is a headache?”
     
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  3. ReefMaster_SA

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    lol
     
  4. riyadhessa

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    :lol::lol::lol:...That's why i keep the pain tablets at my bedside for her so that she cannot complain...
     
  5. Furbz

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    boys boys boys. tell the misses that a bunch of female scientists have discovered that sex releases hormone that into her blood stream that actually lessen pain. (the part about the pain lessening is true. not the females)
    has yet to work for me, but i still keep trying ;) lol
     
  6. coral diver

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    Have you guys tryed the "Viagra" for female, now how's having the headacke LOL
     
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