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  1. Mike

    The Hypnotist

    It was entertainment night at the old people's home. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.' The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat 'I want...
  2. Mike

    The food taster

    NOTE: Please take time to read this excerpt slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Natal, you know how typical this is! They actually have a Curry Cook-off about June/July. It takes up a...
  3. Mike

    Some genuine exam answers

    The following questions were set in last year's CXC/GCSE examinations These are genuine responses from 16 year olds Geography Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation...
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    Finals of the IRB 7's

    Last round of the year - SA are poised to win, they are beating France at the moment (their first fixture of the day) brilliant stuff this sevens game.:) Then we have the FA cup final at Wembley and the first British and Irish Lions game this afternoon, i don't think much will happen round the...
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    IRB Rugby 7's

    Anyone watching? SA v NZ semi final on now - still nil nil, but exciting stuff England v Scotland on soon (England beat the Aussies in the quarters - which was rather enjoyable):1:
  6. Mike

    Maintenance tips

    Ok, guys and girls - maintenance, we all need to do this, so i'll start with a couple, but this needs to be a joint effort for us all to enjoy. Tip 1, a weekly job, take your air intake from the skimmer and put the end it a jug of R/O water, the intake will suck in some water and clean out any...
  7. Mike

    It's snowing

    Here is Colonel, my 10 month old pup finding out what snow is;- And our cars are under here somewhere;-
  8. Mike

    One for Shaun

    Hey Shaun, Ever seen a Staff sit like this? this is one of Bandit's pups - Colonel;-
  9. Mike

    Hey MikeR

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY FELLA :1::1::1::1: :party::party::party: Sorry bud bit late:whistling:
  10. Mike


    I nearly broke a rib laughing at this, enjoy.
  11. Mike

    Happy birthday Quinton

    The Big 40 happy birthday fella :party::party::party: :1::1::1: Bit late fella, sorry, i hope you had a good night.
  12. Mike

    Brentnorm's Birthday

    Happy birthday Brentnorm..the big 40 :1::1::1::1::1: :party::party::party:
  13. Mike

    New team members

    It gives me great pleasure to announce that two more members have agreed to join the guru team to make MASA a better place to be, firstly we have Tobes, who has agreed to join the beginner discussions forum and Sean_Koekemoer will be helping out in the DIY section. Our special guest Sihaya has...
  14. Mike

    Only an Aussie

    Drink Driving... THIS is absolutely brilliant! Only an Aussie could pull this one off! A true story from the Mount Isa in Queensland . Recently a routine Police patrol car parked outside a local neighbourhood pub. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated...
  15. Mike

    Exciting new team news

    A very exciting announcement for you all to see:) We are all working hard to ensure MASA is the very best it can be, to that end we asked some of the noted members on this board to help in a more official way, they were of course very eager to help, well in the end they were anyway:whistling...
  16. Mike

    Happy New Year

    Happy New Year everyone. Lets hope it's a good one for all of us around the world.:1: :party::party::party::party:
  17. Mike

    Happy birthday Keyaam

    Have a good one fella:1::1:
  18. Mike

    Welcome to Omega One

    Welcome Henk Hugo and Omega One to MASA
  19. Mike

    Wales v South Africa

    Good luck today good folk of sunny South Africa, i hope you win the day.:thumbup: Cos if you don't, there may be some serious banning of your hopeless asses:lol::lol::lol:
  20. Mike

    Mike's Tank.

    Pics of an empty tank? no, i'll wait till there is something in it i think, it'll be a nice surprise;)
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