Well known proverbs (yeah right!)

[chikaboo]

A grade one teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by grader one kids (" 6 " year-olds), because the last one is classic!

Strike while ..... the insect is close.
Never underestimate ...... the power of ants.
Don't bite the hand that ....... looks dirty.
Better to be safe than ...... punch a grade7 boy.
If you lie down with dogs ...... you'll stink in the morning.
It's always darkest before ....... Daylight Saving Time.
You can lead a horse to water but ....... how?
No news is ....... impossible.
A miss is as good as a ...... Mr.
You can't teach an old dog new ...... maths.
Love all, trust ....... me.
The pen is mightier than the ....... pigs.
An idle mind is ......... the best way to relax.
Where there's smoke there's ....... pollution.
Happy the bride who ........ gets all the presents.
A penny saved is ........ not much.
Two's company, three's ......... the Musketeers.
Don't put off till tomorrow what you ...... put on to go to bed.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and you ...... have to blow your nose.
There are none so blind as ....... Stevie Wonder.
Children should be seen and not ...... smacked or grounded.
If at first you don't succeed ........ get new batteries.
You get out of something only ...... what you see in the picture on the box.
When the blind leadeth the blind ....... get out of the way.
And the favourite:
Better late than pregnant!

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[FONT=&quot]Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. [/FONT]
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Man who run in front of car get tyred. [/FONT]
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Man who run behind car get exhausted. [/FONT]
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. [/FONT]
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. [/FONT]
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Man with one chopstick go hungry. [/FONT]
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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.[/FONT]
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. [/FONT]
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.[/FONT]
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Panties not best thing on earth! [/FONT][FONT=&quot] B[/FONT][FONT=&quot]ut next to best thing on earth.[/FONT]
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.[/FONT]
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. [/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.[/FONT]
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. [/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.[/FONT]
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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[FransSny]

LOL Chicka...think I used some of those as answers in matric exam

 

[jacquesb]

LOL Chikaboo! YOU DA MAN! Hahhahahhaaahahhhahahahaa! (out of breath now)!

 

[Mekaeel]

Brilliant!

 

[Zombie_CT]

Don't forget the other proverb:


Man who fish in other man's hole often catch crabs