Duties Of Wives

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  1. shiks


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    Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given theirnew wives duties.

    Terry had married a Black woman, and bragged that he had told hiswife she needed to do all the dishes and housework.He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to
    a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

    Jimmie had married a white woman. He bragged that he had given hiswife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, And thecooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, butThe next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, thedishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man had married anIndian woman. He boasted that he Told herthat her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundryand ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot meals onthe table for every meal.

    He said the first day he didn't see anything,
    the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the
    swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye,just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call
    a handyman.

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