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Competition ends tomorrow at midnight. Where are the new member's entries?
One more entry and I'll post the next competition.
One more entry and I'll post the next competition.
A priest is presiding over a wedding and tells the following story to the congregation.
“In the garden of Eden, God was chatting to Adam and Eve.
God was trying to explain the concept of marriage and decided to explain how to go about kissing your partner.
After some lengthy discussion on the subject, God left Adam and Eve alone for the evening.
The next day they met and God asked them how it went….. Both Adam and Even responded enthusiastically saying how wonderful it was.
God then decided to explain to Adam and Eve the act of intimacy, he explained the inns and outs of the act so to speak and left them alone for the evening.
The next morning he met with both of them and asked how the evening went, to which Adam enquired “God, what is a headache?”