Kanga
Retired Moderator
So I get to Durban airport, and need to fly to JHB and connect to PE.
All flights From Durban to PE full.
OK flight from DBN delayed and hence I miss my connecting flight.
5 minutes late for check in and there are thunderstorms, so the usual thing is you sit around on the plane for an hour or more because of increased gaps between take offs and landings. SO i think no prob, I ask,
she SOLLY SIR the flighjt is closed,.
Me, I do understand but the flights are delayed could you not still get me on, I only have hand luggage.
She: yes sir the flights are delayed but the busses have left the terminal
me; Ok could you get a car to take me you have done this for me before
Shedevil; I am sorry sir but we cannot
ME: why not?
Shedevil: We dont do that
ME: Of course you do
B@#TCH:Sir please step aside I have to help passengers
ME: LISTEN HERE YOU DIMWITTED USELESS, OXYGEN THIEVING CREATURE, YOU CAN STILL GET ME ON THAT FLIGHT ITS ON THE RUNWAY FOR ANOTHER HOUR FFS.
useless creature: I am sorry but cannot help you
ME: walking off going: bloody incompetent apathetic creature, i feel sorry for your poor husband, mans probably tying to drink himself to death to get out of this marriage.
(hence she was quite unhelpfull further in our dealings)
So the moral of the story is I am stuck in JHB, at the shitty lodge having a Peroni (my only beacon of light)
I am now on 2 standbyes for tommorow, and confirmed for sunday.
I could not even fly to Cpt tonight and to Pe tommorow
maybe EL tommorow and drive to PE if I can
So here I am on MASA (SA's Premier Marine site) drinking Peroni and P#ssed as hell at the airlines, all of them
All flights From Durban to PE full.
OK flight from DBN delayed and hence I miss my connecting flight.
5 minutes late for check in and there are thunderstorms, so the usual thing is you sit around on the plane for an hour or more because of increased gaps between take offs and landings. SO i think no prob, I ask,
she SOLLY SIR the flighjt is closed,.
Me, I do understand but the flights are delayed could you not still get me on, I only have hand luggage.
She: yes sir the flights are delayed but the busses have left the terminal
me; Ok could you get a car to take me you have done this for me before
Shedevil; I am sorry sir but we cannot
ME: why not?
Shedevil: We dont do that
ME: Of course you do
B@#TCH:Sir please step aside I have to help passengers
ME: LISTEN HERE YOU DIMWITTED USELESS, OXYGEN THIEVING CREATURE, YOU CAN STILL GET ME ON THAT FLIGHT ITS ON THE RUNWAY FOR ANOTHER HOUR FFS.
useless creature: I am sorry but cannot help you
ME: walking off going: bloody incompetent apathetic creature, i feel sorry for your poor husband, mans probably tying to drink himself to death to get out of this marriage.
(hence she was quite unhelpfull further in our dealings)
So the moral of the story is I am stuck in JHB, at the shitty lodge having a Peroni (my only beacon of light)
I am now on 2 standbyes for tommorow, and confirmed for sunday.
I could not even fly to Cpt tonight and to Pe tommorow
maybe EL tommorow and drive to PE if I can
So here I am on MASA (SA's Premier Marine site) drinking Peroni and P#ssed as hell at the airlines, all of them